Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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