Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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