Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
You need Xanax blowdarts
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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