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remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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