You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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