They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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