I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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