We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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