I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
