I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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