these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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