there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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