well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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