Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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