He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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