normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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