Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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