awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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