It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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