have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
