He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
