if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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