is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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