they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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