the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
whose parrot is this?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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