i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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