epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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