We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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