did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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