he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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