apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
he shaved USA in his pubs
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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