Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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