I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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