i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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