bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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