Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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