Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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