Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Randomize
