BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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