Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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