If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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