Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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