What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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