Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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