Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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