best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I have post one night stand depression
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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