The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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