found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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