would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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