: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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