HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
That accounts for only three of the penises
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
The ass gains better be worth it
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