Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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