i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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