I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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